am i human yet?

am i human yet? is the personal website of me, the only Justine Kilkerr that lives in my street. I am a geek, grammar vigilante & easily-excitable first-time novelist.

I could procrastinate for Great Britain & love lots of stuff & lots of other stuff makes me really, really angry. I’m married and live in Brighton next to the sea and write & read & drink Guinness & eat mostly meat-based meals.  When I get sick of dry land I run away to sea in my boat & when I get sick of the water I dream about running away to a desert.  The kind with cowboys in it.  When I’m not playing silly buggers I build and maintain databases for a UK-based charity.

You can follow me on Twitter if you want continuous web-based crap drip-fed into your day. It’s a little like Chinese water torture. Only without the wet hair.

You can read about my writerly self and my soon-to-be-published first novel, Advice for Strays, on the infinitely more professional and sensible website of my wonderful literary agency, Conville & Walsh.

If you are of a mind to you can get in touch with me at justine at amihumanyet dot co dot uk. Go on, I love getting emails.

Oh, and for anyone who cares to leave comments involving constructive criticism, paeans to my incomparable beauty, bank account details, I shall be writing you a haiku.  Yes, just for you.  Yes, just a haiku.  What else do want, BLOOD?!

Cheers x