Hearing the word ‘festive’ has been known to make me growl and retreat to a corner, where I can later be found mumbling to myself and gnawing on my knuckles. Something I saw yesterday, though, did fill my heart with holiday-time cheer. A sign which read SNOW FLOCKING. Snow flocking. I’m planning on getting M’s dog [...]
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Twitter: @sniffyjenkins
- Happy birthday @jimray! You still owe me that hat, so I didn't get you anything. Fair's fair. 2010/03/11
- Nerves of nervousness. I haz them: http://bit.ly/bL9qg3 2010/03/10
- The Censorship Oscars: "It's an honor just to be". #altoscars 2010/03/08
- Happy birthday, @PenLlawen! Or should it be 'n ddedwydd ben-blwydd? Hmm. I may have just told you to eat a hippo in Welsh. Happy hippoing! 2010/03/08
- I refuse get out of bed for anything less than 3 Creme Eggs. Yes, I'm cheap. Your mom taught me well. 2010/03/07
- So the article about, er, me, is in the current issue of Glamour magazine I was just told. By a mate who's now reading it on the train. Er. 2010/03/05
- I had an omelette with FIVE different types of mushroom this morning. It truly was a Breakfast of Champignons. 2010/03/05
- Apparently it's National Grammar Day. But fuck you syntax! Boss me you're the not of! 2010/03/04
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Wake, butterfly -
It's late, we've miles
to go together.
Bashoan t'ing
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