am i human yet?

The Glamour piece seems to have gone down well. Really well. In fact so well, that the producers of ITV’s This Morning called my publicist on the day the magazine came out and asked if I’d come on the show for an interview.
Holy. Wow.
It’s live. It’s a live TV show. I’m going to be on [...]

So I received a box of the final version of my first novel, Advice for Strays,  in the mail from the publisher:

I might have ripped the plastic off with my teeth. I might have done that.

I might also have rolled around on them for a while, hugged them, kissed them, cried, laughed. Yep, I may [...]

During my last meeting with my agent I was treated to a fine lunch and tales of foreign rights sales. Well, technically no sales yet, but Conville & Walsh have just started submitting to American and European publishers. Excitingment!
Even more exciting was seeing the proof copy of Advice for Strays propped up on the main [...]

So this happened yesterday evening.

I found a package from my publisher yesterday when I got home after work, containing five proof copies of Advice for Strays.
What I did next:

Gasped.
Squeed.
Almost threw up.
Stroked them.
Burst into tears.
Laughed like a hyena.
Cried some more.
Smelled them.
Opened one.
Sobbed.
Flicked through a few pages.
Put it down.
Fell off the sofa, on which I was kneeling, [...]