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WOW OH WOW

November 17th, 2009 by Justine

So this happened yesterday evening.

Advice for Strays

I found a package from my publisher yesterday when I got home after work, containing five proof copies of Advice for Strays.

What I did next:

  • Gasped.
  • Squeed.
  • Almost threw up.
  • Stroked them.
  • Burst into tears.
  • Laughed like a hyena.
  • Cried some more.
  • Smelled them.
  • Opened one.
  • Sobbed.
  • Flicked through a few pages.
  • Put it down.
  • Fell off the sofa, on which I was kneeling, still in my coat and boots.
  • Tried to get back up but tripped over the rug.
  • Squealed.
  • Whooped.
  • Repeat.

These are just the proofs for reviewers and overseas publishers and other dignitaries, and the final novel will look like the central bit of the illustration you can see on the cover, but holy hell I’m unable to describe what it feels like to see my little book almost all growed up and printed and bound and my words inside and a photo of me on the back and my name, my name, on the cover.

I’ll calm down soon. Honest.

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